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Post by Whiteheart on Dec 15, 2008 20:14:00 GMT -5
31) Run around with house keys and shoes that are about ten times too big for you, explaining that "IMMA THE KEYBLADE MASTA, GIMME YOUR KEYHOLES!!!"
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Post by Batwing on Dec 15, 2008 20:15:28 GMT -5
32) Go into the freezers dressed up as Bigfoot. Pounce at unsuspecting bystanders.
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Post by Echopool on Dec 15, 2008 20:15:45 GMT -5
33) Crash into shelves with a little plastic dune buggy thing that like only 4-5 year olds want.
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Post by Whiteheart on Dec 15, 2008 20:17:46 GMT -5
34) Then, proceed to run over little old ladies.
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Post by Echopool on Dec 15, 2008 20:19:28 GMT -5
35 (seeing as the last one should be 34)) Flick the checkout lights on and off and wonder why no Christmas jingles are playing like on the commercial.
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Post by Rainwhisper on Dec 15, 2008 20:23:12 GMT -5
36) scream at random employees, saying, "Santa is real! You should be ashamed of yourself!"
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Post by Whiteheart on Dec 15, 2008 20:24:35 GMT -5
37) Run around looking for hair gel, explaining that you want to look like Cloud Strife.
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Post by Batwing on Dec 15, 2008 20:28:02 GMT -5
38) Bring your army of (insert favorite fandom here) nerds to ransack the store.
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Post by Echopool on Dec 15, 2008 20:33:12 GMT -5
39) Start a bonfire in the camping section.
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Post by Rainwhisper on Dec 15, 2008 20:34:11 GMT -5
40) Walk in as a depressed person, and eat all the marshmallows in the store.
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Post by Whiteheart on Dec 15, 2008 20:46:43 GMT -5
41) Start drawing all over the employees in Sharpies.
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Post by Rainwhisper on Dec 15, 2008 20:49:46 GMT -5
42) Then, wash it off with bleach
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Post by Whiteheart on Dec 15, 2008 21:00:01 GMT -5
43) And pour lemon juice in their eyes.
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Post by Rainwhisper on Dec 16, 2008 15:27:42 GMT -5
44) Then say,"Doll, you look GORGEOUS!"
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Post by Echopool on Dec 16, 2008 16:46:45 GMT -5
45) Swing from the lights like Tarzan; loincloth and bellowing included...
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