1001 Ways to get Kicked out of Walmart

[Echopool]

15) Hitch a ride on the checkout conveyor belt and hold up the line because you can't find a sticker on yourself

[Rainwhisper]

ROFL
16) knock over the santa claus display

[Tapecat]

17) Tell a gullable cashire that it's Barney day and they have to dress up as Barney and give out free purple jello

[Batwing]

18) Ask the workers for impossible things, such as 'I WANT MY VERY OWN UNICORN!'

[Rainwhisper]

19) Yell, Wallmart is CRAZzZZZzZZzY! while running around the store

[Tapecat]

20) Repeatedly say to a random customer, "me no speako engishio"

[Batwing]

21) Create a scene in the Holiday section because there's no Festivus pole.

[Rainwhisper]

22) Start babbling in pig latin to the manager

[Batwing]

23) Identify yourself as Jane Walmart and fire random employees.

[Tapecat]

24) Climb up onto one of the shelves and yell "I'M THE KING OF THE WOOOOOOOOORRRRRRLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!"

btw, there's 3 #20s

[Rainwhisper]

25) Laugh hysterically at innapropriate moments while the shoppers are watching
a movie

[Whiteheart]

26) Throw skittles at everyone, screaming, "TASTE THE FLIPPING RAINBOW!!!"

[Batwing]

27) Get on a trenchcoat and a baseball cap and pull it low over your eyes. Stalk teenage girls. If they're Heroes fans, they may glomp/attack you, though, so be ready to fight for yourself....

(Gabriel. *begins cursing rapidly in Spanish, French, and anything the computer will transelate.*)

[Whiteheart]

28) Run around the sugar food isle, telling the employees that you're Ryuzaki/L

[Echopool]

29) Sing "Thriller" in your underwear
30) and dance to it as well