1001 Ways to get Kicked out of Walmart

[Batwing]

Basically, the title says it all... Think of ways! Be creative, dudes!

1) Throw Pokemon games toward people screaming, 'PIKACHU! I CHOOSE YOU!'

[Echopool]

*stifling giggles*

2) Run over an old lady with a shopping cart

[Rainwhisper]

ROFl

3) Start a mob in the store by yelling:
"Hey! They are giving away FREE webkinz!"

[Batwing]

4) Everytime a customer looks at a product, unsubtly tell them that Target sells it cheaper.

[Rainwhisper]

5) Say that there's black mold in the toy area

[Batwing]

6) Dress as the Grim Reaper and tell elderly people their time is up.

[Tapecat]

7) Announce on the PA that all the food items in the store are expired

[Rainwhisper]

8) Offer free makeovers in the human resources department

[Tapecat]

7) Go up to people and start annoying/babbling to them about random things like the pickle you threw in the garbage last month

[Batwing]

10) Dress up as the Joker and hide behind the Dark Knight display. When someone tries to take a DVD, jump out from behind, get a knife out, and question, 'Why so serious?'

[Rainwhisper]

That would freak me out...
9) Tell everyone that there's anthrax in the store

[Batwing]

12) Go to the TV section, set up a lounge chair, get a remote, and tell people to be QUIET because you're watching TV!

[Rainwhisper]

13) Grab all of the free samples

[Tapecat]

14) Run around in the pharmasutical area and scream "SOMEONE GET ME SOME TYLENOL!!!!!"

[Rainwhisper]

15) Go up to a random person and breathe in their face for a full minute, creeping them
out