Post by Echopool on Nov 25, 2008 19:44:56 GMT -5
Finally got around to putting this up! Echopool is sometimes VERY lazy........
101 Ways to Annoy Tigerstar
By Firestar
1. Set a pack of dogs loose in the dark forest.
2. Throw him off the edge of the gorge about a couple of million times.
3. Poke him repeatedly.
4. For Halloween, dress him in a pink poofy dress.
5. Dress up as Scourge for Halloween and chase him around.
6. Hang him by his tail from a tree.
7. Chase him up a tree and cut down all the lower branches.
8. Make him take a bath.
9. “Accidentally” slip deathberries into his dinner.
10. Follow him around saying ‘you failed’ over and over and over.
11. Set all the cats that he killed on him.
12. Pierce his ears.
13. Glue headphones into his ears and play “Sunshine Lollipops and Rainbows” over and over for 24 hours.
14. Short-sheet his moss nest.
15. Glue his fur into spikes.
16. Tie him to his nest.
17. Get Brambleclaw and Tawnypelt to play “horsie” while he’s plotting evil.
18. Make every water supply he can access full of salt water.
19. Tie him to a tree while a badger is attacking.
20. Dye his fur pink with purple polka dots.
21. Promise him a “bloodthirsty murderer of the year” award and give it to someone else.
22. Make him go on Broadway singing “I’m A Little Villain.”
23. Make him do several encores.
24. Have Goldenflower smack him in the face saying, “You never paid Child Support!”
25. Have Brambleclaw smack him in the face saying, “You never sent me a birthday card!”
26. Tape a sign to his back saying, “I’m a Goofy Goober!”
27. Turn him into a kittypet.
28. Make him wear those degrading pet clothes.
29. Shoot him out of a cannon.
30. Make him put his head in a lion’s mouth.
31. Put him in a straightjacket.
32. Declaw him.
33. Take him to the “cutter.”
34. Pet his head and say, “Aww! What a cute little kitty!” over and over 24/7.
35. Drop him out of an airplane with a parachute.
36. No, better! Drop him out of an airplane WITHOUT a parachute.
37. No, wait, this is the best! Drop him out of an airplane when he’s attached to an anvil.
38. Send him to Fenway Park in a Yankees cap.
39. Send him to Yankee Stadium in a Boston Red Sox cap.
40. Hint that he is only a character in a book and will never triumph.
41. Call him “Tigey-poo.”
42. Read him ‘The Ugly Duckling’ and say, “Remember, every story has a meaning for someone,” and wink several times.
43. Tell him Darkstripe has a crush on him.
44. Tell him Firestar has a crush on him.
45. Cuddle him at random moments.
46. Mimic everything he says in a singsong voice.
47. Tie used cans on his tail and watch him run.
48. Shave his tail while he’s sleeping.
49. Hide his teddy bear.
50. Get into his MySpace account and write, “I love Firestar” all over it.
51. Type up his Evil Journal and post it on the Internet.
52. Poke him with a stick for several hours.
53. Ask him to tell you all of the digits of pi.
54. When he’s threatening someone, lift him off the ground and squeeze him.
55. Hypnotize him to quack like a duck every 2 minutes.
56. Sign him up for “Bloodthirsty Murderers Anonymous.”
57. Invite him over to play Wii, and when he’s trying to pick up the controller, say, “Sorry! I forgot you don’t have thumbs!”
58. Take him to the circus and “accidentally” push him under the elephant as it’s about to step down.
59. Drop-kick him into an iron wall.
60. Dye his fur plaid.
61. Stand next to him in an “I’m With Bloodthirsty Murderer”(arrow) T-Shirt.
62. Have Redtail go up to him and say, “Hey Tigerstar, wanna Tic-Tac? Do ya punk? DO YA?!?!?!?!? (video on Youtube)”
63. Tell him that Firestar will never die.
64. Run around his den shouting, “Iish Evil! Iish Evil! Iish Evil!!!”
65. Bring him to Candy Mountain.
66. Shine two flashlights in his eyes at 2am and shout, “WATCH OUT FOR THE MONSTER!!!”
67. Take him to visit the Titanic; then push him out of the submarine.
68. Shove him in a tuba and have someone blow him out.
69. Dress him up as Santaclaw and have all of the kits go to him and sit on his lap.
70. Dress him up as a leprechaun on St. Patrick’s Day.
71. Dress him up as the Easter Bunny on Easter.
72. Dress him up as Cupid on Valentine’s Day.
73. Attach him to the New Year Ball Drop Ball.
74. Sign him up for Anger Management Classes.
75. Put pink bows in his fur right before a Gathering.
76. In bright red lipstick, write SPAZZ on his forehead (or his butt).
77. All of a sudden, and without reason, swoop him into your arms and cover his face with kisses.
78. When he tells you to stop, look hurt and say, “Even evil villains need love sometimes.”
79. By force, put him in a suit, bow tie, and red carnation, and send him to a Valentine’s Day Dance.
80. Rub his head for 8 hours straight saying, “Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair…”
81. Have Ravenpaw turn up on his doorstep saying, “I want to continue my apprenticeship, now that I’m brave enough.”
82. Tie tiny pink bows onto his whiskers.
83. Cover him with duct tape, and peel it off with a spatula.
84. Ask him to be your Brambleclaw Voodoo Doll.
85. When he says no, stab him with pins anyway.
86. Shove his head down a recently used toilet.
87. Shove his tail in a toilet and flush.
88. Take him on a pleasure cruise, and when you’re complementing the night, push him over the side.
89. Catapult him to the top of one of the Great Pyramids.
90. Tell him that Cheryl, his E-Z Bake Oven, never loved him.
91. Play with his fur and call him your “Flookie-Dookie-Papa.”
92. Throw him off the top of the St. Louis Arch.
93. Volunteer him to do a “test-run” of the brand-new VIOLENT CAT TRAP!
94. Introduce him to Riptide and Backbiter (Percy Jackson and the Olympians; two dangerous swords).
95. “Accidentally” slide shards of glass into his nest.
96. Let a herd of Orcs (lord of the rings) loose on him.
97. Throw him off the top of Pride Rock.
98. Pour maple syrup into his nest.
99. Invite his two ex-mates to have dinner with him.
100. Stick a baseball bat up his butt.
101. On Earth Day, dump all of your trash into his nest saying you’re being “eco-friendly and making the world a better place for everyone.” When he says, “You’re not doing it for me!” reply, “You don’t count.”
101 Ways to Annoy Tigerstar
By Firestar
1. Set a pack of dogs loose in the dark forest.
2. Throw him off the edge of the gorge about a couple of million times.
3. Poke him repeatedly.
4. For Halloween, dress him in a pink poofy dress.
5. Dress up as Scourge for Halloween and chase him around.
6. Hang him by his tail from a tree.
7. Chase him up a tree and cut down all the lower branches.
8. Make him take a bath.
9. “Accidentally” slip deathberries into his dinner.
10. Follow him around saying ‘you failed’ over and over and over.
11. Set all the cats that he killed on him.
12. Pierce his ears.
13. Glue headphones into his ears and play “Sunshine Lollipops and Rainbows” over and over for 24 hours.
14. Short-sheet his moss nest.
15. Glue his fur into spikes.
16. Tie him to his nest.
17. Get Brambleclaw and Tawnypelt to play “horsie” while he’s plotting evil.
18. Make every water supply he can access full of salt water.
19. Tie him to a tree while a badger is attacking.
20. Dye his fur pink with purple polka dots.
21. Promise him a “bloodthirsty murderer of the year” award and give it to someone else.
22. Make him go on Broadway singing “I’m A Little Villain.”
23. Make him do several encores.
24. Have Goldenflower smack him in the face saying, “You never paid Child Support!”
25. Have Brambleclaw smack him in the face saying, “You never sent me a birthday card!”
26. Tape a sign to his back saying, “I’m a Goofy Goober!”
27. Turn him into a kittypet.
28. Make him wear those degrading pet clothes.
29. Shoot him out of a cannon.
30. Make him put his head in a lion’s mouth.
31. Put him in a straightjacket.
32. Declaw him.
33. Take him to the “cutter.”
34. Pet his head and say, “Aww! What a cute little kitty!” over and over 24/7.
35. Drop him out of an airplane with a parachute.
36. No, better! Drop him out of an airplane WITHOUT a parachute.
37. No, wait, this is the best! Drop him out of an airplane when he’s attached to an anvil.
38. Send him to Fenway Park in a Yankees cap.
39. Send him to Yankee Stadium in a Boston Red Sox cap.
40. Hint that he is only a character in a book and will never triumph.
41. Call him “Tigey-poo.”
42. Read him ‘The Ugly Duckling’ and say, “Remember, every story has a meaning for someone,” and wink several times.
43. Tell him Darkstripe has a crush on him.
44. Tell him Firestar has a crush on him.
45. Cuddle him at random moments.
46. Mimic everything he says in a singsong voice.
47. Tie used cans on his tail and watch him run.
48. Shave his tail while he’s sleeping.
49. Hide his teddy bear.
50. Get into his MySpace account and write, “I love Firestar” all over it.
51. Type up his Evil Journal and post it on the Internet.
52. Poke him with a stick for several hours.
53. Ask him to tell you all of the digits of pi.
54. When he’s threatening someone, lift him off the ground and squeeze him.
55. Hypnotize him to quack like a duck every 2 minutes.
56. Sign him up for “Bloodthirsty Murderers Anonymous.”
57. Invite him over to play Wii, and when he’s trying to pick up the controller, say, “Sorry! I forgot you don’t have thumbs!”
58. Take him to the circus and “accidentally” push him under the elephant as it’s about to step down.
59. Drop-kick him into an iron wall.
60. Dye his fur plaid.
61. Stand next to him in an “I’m With Bloodthirsty Murderer”(arrow) T-Shirt.
62. Have Redtail go up to him and say, “Hey Tigerstar, wanna Tic-Tac? Do ya punk? DO YA?!?!?!?!? (video on Youtube)”
63. Tell him that Firestar will never die.
64. Run around his den shouting, “Iish Evil! Iish Evil! Iish Evil!!!”
65. Bring him to Candy Mountain.
66. Shine two flashlights in his eyes at 2am and shout, “WATCH OUT FOR THE MONSTER!!!”
67. Take him to visit the Titanic; then push him out of the submarine.
68. Shove him in a tuba and have someone blow him out.
69. Dress him up as Santaclaw and have all of the kits go to him and sit on his lap.
70. Dress him up as a leprechaun on St. Patrick’s Day.
71. Dress him up as the Easter Bunny on Easter.
72. Dress him up as Cupid on Valentine’s Day.
73. Attach him to the New Year Ball Drop Ball.
74. Sign him up for Anger Management Classes.
75. Put pink bows in his fur right before a Gathering.
76. In bright red lipstick, write SPAZZ on his forehead (or his butt).
77. All of a sudden, and without reason, swoop him into your arms and cover his face with kisses.
78. When he tells you to stop, look hurt and say, “Even evil villains need love sometimes.”
79. By force, put him in a suit, bow tie, and red carnation, and send him to a Valentine’s Day Dance.
80. Rub his head for 8 hours straight saying, “Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair…”
81. Have Ravenpaw turn up on his doorstep saying, “I want to continue my apprenticeship, now that I’m brave enough.”
82. Tie tiny pink bows onto his whiskers.
83. Cover him with duct tape, and peel it off with a spatula.
84. Ask him to be your Brambleclaw Voodoo Doll.
85. When he says no, stab him with pins anyway.
86. Shove his head down a recently used toilet.
87. Shove his tail in a toilet and flush.
88. Take him on a pleasure cruise, and when you’re complementing the night, push him over the side.
89. Catapult him to the top of one of the Great Pyramids.
90. Tell him that Cheryl, his E-Z Bake Oven, never loved him.
91. Play with his fur and call him your “Flookie-Dookie-Papa.”
92. Throw him off the top of the St. Louis Arch.
93. Volunteer him to do a “test-run” of the brand-new VIOLENT CAT TRAP!
94. Introduce him to Riptide and Backbiter (Percy Jackson and the Olympians; two dangerous swords).
95. “Accidentally” slide shards of glass into his nest.
96. Let a herd of Orcs (lord of the rings) loose on him.
97. Throw him off the top of Pride Rock.
98. Pour maple syrup into his nest.
99. Invite his two ex-mates to have dinner with him.
100. Stick a baseball bat up his butt.
101. On Earth Day, dump all of your trash into his nest saying you’re being “eco-friendly and making the world a better place for everyone.” When he says, “You’re not doing it for me!” reply, “You don’t count.”
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