Post by Whiteheart on Dec 15, 2008 20:38:41 GMT -5
DISCLAIMER: Whiteheart does not own Warriors. But she does own Awesomepelt. Got it memorized? Also, this is a bit of a Mary Sue parody.
Chapter 1- Prolouge
It started out as a ordinary day for Awesomepelt.
He got up and ate his morning meal of Poptarts. He then bathes himself in his shower, which was portable. He then listened to his iPod while checking his e-mail on his laptop.
But, this cat was a legendary warrior. He was actually 223,723,884 years old. His pelt was golden yellow, and his eyes changed color with his mood. He was so gorgeous that she-cats fainted at the sight of him, even though he was insanely old. Infact, he even conquored ClawClan, a clan of sabor tooth tigers back in the old days.
But who was this myserious loner? He was Awesomepelt, of course. He could take a leader's nine lives with one breath, and would never, ever join StarClan.
Why?
They were too uncool for him.
And this is his story in ThunderClan.
Chapter 1- Prolouge
It started out as a ordinary day for Awesomepelt.
He got up and ate his morning meal of Poptarts. He then bathes himself in his shower, which was portable. He then listened to his iPod while checking his e-mail on his laptop.
But, this cat was a legendary warrior. He was actually 223,723,884 years old. His pelt was golden yellow, and his eyes changed color with his mood. He was so gorgeous that she-cats fainted at the sight of him, even though he was insanely old. Infact, he even conquored ClawClan, a clan of sabor tooth tigers back in the old days.
But who was this myserious loner? He was Awesomepelt, of course. He could take a leader's nine lives with one breath, and would never, ever join StarClan.
Why?
They were too uncool for him.
And this is his story in ThunderClan.
< what do you think he's freaking out about?
