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Post by Echopool on Dec 30, 2008 11:16:17 GMT -5
77) Cough on everybody.
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Post by Whiteheart on Dec 30, 2008 11:39:50 GMT -5
78) Pour glitter all over everyone, calling them, "Edward Cullen".
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Post by Rainwhisper on Dec 31, 2008 18:46:02 GMT -5
79) Give everyone a free shampoo, and say "later, rinse, repeat!" the whole time
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Post by Whiteheart on Dec 31, 2008 19:37:36 GMT -5
80) Light a match in the gasoline isle.
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Post by Rainwhisper on Dec 31, 2008 19:38:34 GMT -5
81) Spray cheese whiz onto the assistant manager's glasses
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Post by Whiteheart on Jan 1, 2009 10:28:44 GMT -5
82) Then grab him, dip him in gasoline, and light a match.
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Post by Rainwhisper on Jan 2, 2009 12:48:16 GMT -5
83) Hold the match a centimeter away and say: "It's getting closer! And closer! And closer!!!"
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Post by Echopool on Jan 2, 2009 20:23:14 GMT -5
84) Cut the suspense and just drop it on him!
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Post by Rainwhisper on Jan 2, 2009 20:26:17 GMT -5
No! That would kill him! We don't imagine that in Woreor Catz!!!
85) Instead, dump a whole box of marshmallows on him. Then you can say that you oiled and
stickyed him."
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Post by Echopool on Jan 3, 2009 12:10:33 GMT -5
86) One word: Streak.
87) Eat ALL of the merchandise!
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Post by Rainwhisper on Jan 3, 2009 12:13:48 GMT -5
88) Then, throw up on the assistant manager's shoes
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Post by Whiteheart on Jan 3, 2009 12:16:52 GMT -5
89) And hide all of the cleaning supplies.
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Post by Rainwhisper on Jan 3, 2009 12:30:17 GMT -5
90) Instead, give him beef jerky
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Post by Whiteheart on Jan 3, 2009 12:30:58 GMT -5
91) Set the manager on fire, and start roasting marshmallows.
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Post by Rainwhisper on Jan 3, 2009 12:34:41 GMT -5
92) Put the fire out, then say: "ATTENTION, FREE DUNKIN DONUTS PASS TO WHOEVER
TACKLES THE ASSISTANT MANAGER 173,385,395 TIMES!"
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< what do you think he's freaking out about?