Post by Rainwhisper on Dec 1, 2008 19:29:31 GMT -5
Well, if Echopool and Whiteheart are doing it, might as well
join.
1) Tell him that Kiki cheated on him
2) With a salami!
3) Give Hawkitty a makeover that involves eyeliner and
lipstick
4) Then do his hair, and give it a perm
5) Throw him off the Grand Canyon, with Dora the Explorer
as company
6) Give him a blind date with Cheryl the EZ-Bake-Oven
7) Then proceed to tell Tigerstar that Hawkitty cheated
with Cheryl
8) Also tell Kiki
9) Take away his diary for "medical reasons"
10) Give him an exploding pie
11) Suffocate him with Swallowdiary
12) Put him in a cage, and ship him off to France
13) As soon as he sleeps, tickle him to death
14) Dye him aquamarine
15) Or better yet, tye-dye
16) Tell him that Steve is alive and looking for revenge
17) Give him to Sasha
18) Tell Brambleclaaw that Hawkitty has a picture of him
in a prom dress
19) Then, give the picture to Hawkitty
20) Proceed to watch while eating popcorn and making
origami cranes
21) Duct tape him to a chair and make him watch re-runs of
Pokémon
22) Tape headphones to his ears and play the Goofy Goober
song 24-7
23) Keep him up all night with stories of Jigglypuff and the
Evil Baloon Poppers of Doom
24) Poke him with something sharp, like his claws
25) Painfully scrape his earwax out
26) Take him to a Bar Mitzvah in a dress
27) Then, make him take 100 pictures
28) Then distribute it to all the Clans
29) Let Mothwing beat him up
30) Let Mistyfoot beat him up
31) Let Tigerstar hug him
32) Squeeze him 'till he screams
33) Then, proceed to give him a pacifier
34) Call him you schnookie-cookie 24-7
35) Give him a deathberry cookie
36) Introduce him to Kyo Sohma
37) Get him to call him "stupid cat"
38) *look at number 20*
39) Show him to Kagura
40) Refuse to feed him because you "think he's anorexic, and
it's for his own good"
41) Donate him to the "Vegetarian" Vampires Association
42) Glue him to a tree
43) Leave him alone in the dark, without Paco
44) Steal Paco and have him make baguettes for you
45) When Hawkitty asks for one, you laugh and say NO!
46) Make him attend a seminar on being diabolical
47) Re-educate him into a serious, buisnesscat
48) Dress him up in a baby suit
49) Dress him up as a clown
50) Sell him to a circus
51) Invite him over to dinner
52) Don't serve him dinner
53) If he asks for some food, make him beg for it
54) Then, give him dog food
55) Make him eat a badger
56) Snuggle with him every second of the day
57) Give him a DS that has run out of battery
58) Refuse to give him the charger
59) Accuse him of being in the Hair Club for Toms
60) Make him do the hustle
61) Put a video of him doing "Soulja Boy" on YouTube
62) Give him a cameo appearance on Wow Wow Wubzy
63) Send him to Kansas for "Twister Training"
64) Have Hawkitty spend the day with Jaypaw
65) Give Hawkitty a moustache
66) Make it a permanent moustache
67) Then call him "Mario" and give him little overalls
68) Hug him constantly
69) Make him join WoreorCatz
70) Turn him into a kit
71) Give him some wine
72) Then proceed to make him die from alchohol poisoning
73) Revive him, and then repeat
74) Tell him the Pete and Repeat joke
75) Say, "lather, rinse, repeat" over and over while giving
him a bath
76) Give him some yarrow that looks like cheesecake
77) Make him fat by feeding him peaches and cream
78) Then make him run 173/4 of a mile in
5 minutes
79) Crown him king of the Oompa-Loompas
80) Make him take out the garbage
81) Then, the garbage explodes!!!
82) Make him go dumpster diving for my un-existent retainer
83) Make him spell Mississippi 150 times on his tail
84) Give him a hot dog.
85) Then tell him how the hot dog is made
86) Watch him attempt to puke
87) Have him host a family reunion
88) Laugh at inappropriate times during the reunion
89) Tell Firestar and Tigerstar that Hawkitty is making out
with Cheryl/Squirrelflight
90) Watch them beat up Hawkitty
91) Call him "Hawkitty" 101 times
92) Force him to sew prickly porcupine stuffed animals
for ThunderClan
92) Send him to Blackstar with a gift basket filled with
deathberries
93) Watch Blackstar attempt to kill Hawkitty
94) Make him grab Darkstripe's blankie from Tawnypelt
95) Laugh as Hawkitty is being scratched by Tawnypelt
96) Give Hawkitty a time bomb wrapped in a pickle
97) Watch him eat the pickle, from afar
98) KABOOM!
99) Gather up the Hawkitty pieces
100) Revive him
101) Repeat all 101 steps as many times as you want.
join.
1) Tell him that Kiki cheated on him
2) With a salami!
3) Give Hawkitty a makeover that involves eyeliner and
lipstick
4) Then do his hair, and give it a perm
5) Throw him off the Grand Canyon, with Dora the Explorer
as company
6) Give him a blind date with Cheryl the EZ-Bake-Oven
7) Then proceed to tell Tigerstar that Hawkitty cheated
with Cheryl
8) Also tell Kiki
9) Take away his diary for "medical reasons"
10) Give him an exploding pie
11) Suffocate him with Swallowdiary
12) Put him in a cage, and ship him off to France
13) As soon as he sleeps, tickle him to death
14) Dye him aquamarine
15) Or better yet, tye-dye
16) Tell him that Steve is alive and looking for revenge
17) Give him to Sasha
18) Tell Brambleclaaw that Hawkitty has a picture of him
in a prom dress
19) Then, give the picture to Hawkitty
20) Proceed to watch while eating popcorn and making
origami cranes
21) Duct tape him to a chair and make him watch re-runs of
Pokémon
22) Tape headphones to his ears and play the Goofy Goober
song 24-7
23) Keep him up all night with stories of Jigglypuff and the
Evil Baloon Poppers of Doom
24) Poke him with something sharp, like his claws
25) Painfully scrape his earwax out
26) Take him to a Bar Mitzvah in a dress
27) Then, make him take 100 pictures
28) Then distribute it to all the Clans
29) Let Mothwing beat him up
30) Let Mistyfoot beat him up
31) Let Tigerstar hug him
32) Squeeze him 'till he screams
33) Then, proceed to give him a pacifier
34) Call him you schnookie-cookie 24-7
35) Give him a deathberry cookie
36) Introduce him to Kyo Sohma
37) Get him to call him "stupid cat"
38) *look at number 20*
39) Show him to Kagura
40) Refuse to feed him because you "think he's anorexic, and
it's for his own good"
41) Donate him to the "Vegetarian" Vampires Association
42) Glue him to a tree
43) Leave him alone in the dark, without Paco
44) Steal Paco and have him make baguettes for you
45) When Hawkitty asks for one, you laugh and say NO!
46) Make him attend a seminar on being diabolical
47) Re-educate him into a serious, buisnesscat
48) Dress him up in a baby suit
49) Dress him up as a clown
50) Sell him to a circus
51) Invite him over to dinner
52) Don't serve him dinner
53) If he asks for some food, make him beg for it
54) Then, give him dog food
55) Make him eat a badger
56) Snuggle with him every second of the day
57) Give him a DS that has run out of battery
58) Refuse to give him the charger
59) Accuse him of being in the Hair Club for Toms
60) Make him do the hustle
61) Put a video of him doing "Soulja Boy" on YouTube
62) Give him a cameo appearance on Wow Wow Wubzy
63) Send him to Kansas for "Twister Training"
64) Have Hawkitty spend the day with Jaypaw
65) Give Hawkitty a moustache
66) Make it a permanent moustache
67) Then call him "Mario" and give him little overalls
68) Hug him constantly
69) Make him join WoreorCatz
70) Turn him into a kit
71) Give him some wine
72) Then proceed to make him die from alchohol poisoning
73) Revive him, and then repeat
74) Tell him the Pete and Repeat joke
75) Say, "lather, rinse, repeat" over and over while giving
him a bath
76) Give him some yarrow that looks like cheesecake
77) Make him fat by feeding him peaches and cream
78) Then make him run 173/4 of a mile in
5 minutes
79) Crown him king of the Oompa-Loompas
80) Make him take out the garbage
81) Then, the garbage explodes!!!
82) Make him go dumpster diving for my un-existent retainer
83) Make him spell Mississippi 150 times on his tail
84) Give him a hot dog.
85) Then tell him how the hot dog is made
86) Watch him attempt to puke
87) Have him host a family reunion
88) Laugh at inappropriate times during the reunion
89) Tell Firestar and Tigerstar that Hawkitty is making out
with Cheryl/Squirrelflight
90) Watch them beat up Hawkitty
91) Call him "Hawkitty" 101 times
92) Force him to sew prickly porcupine stuffed animals
for ThunderClan
92) Send him to Blackstar with a gift basket filled with
deathberries
93) Watch Blackstar attempt to kill Hawkitty
94) Make him grab Darkstripe's blankie from Tawnypelt
95) Laugh as Hawkitty is being scratched by Tawnypelt
96) Give Hawkitty a time bomb wrapped in a pickle
97) Watch him eat the pickle, from afar
98) KABOOM!
99) Gather up the Hawkitty pieces
100) Revive him
101) Repeat all 101 steps as many times as you want.
< what do you think he's freaking out about?
