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Post by Rainwhisper on Nov 17, 2008 19:02:52 GMT -5
I Choose C
When you untie your grandma, she says that...
a) the baby ran off all by itself
b) the mafia showed up
c) grandma thought that the ropes were snakes
d) the baby's sleeping in a hotel in Hawaii
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Post by Echopool on Nov 19, 2008 16:57:25 GMT -5
I choose b.
The mafia showed up and kidnapped your baby sibling.
You...
a) Tear up the house in your anger
b) immediately search for your sibling or a clue
c) eat whatever you can get your paws on
d) watch a movie and forget all about it
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Post by Frozeneye on Nov 21, 2008 20:40:20 GMT -5
I choose d
You watch a movie, forget all about it, and think, "I don't even remember why I bought him in the first place..."
All of a sudden, ur grandma walks to the tv and changes the channel, so you...
a) Grab that same old bat and charge at ur grandma
b) Say, "Hey, the Funniest Accidents Occurring When Running Away From Someone Show is on!" and sit back and watch
c) Say, "Grandma, it's not the 50s. We have a remote control now." and use the remote to change the channel back
d) Stuff ur grandma in a box & ship it 2 alaska 2 live with Sarah Palin
e) Say, "Whatevs, idc. I'll just go look for my little bro." and get up and start searching
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Post by Rainwhisper on Nov 22, 2008 12:24:42 GMT -5
I pick e.
You decide to be responsible (for once) and go and look for your sibling.
Your grandma is helping too.
You first look in...
a) the Mafia's secret hideout
b) Hawaii
c) the pool
d) Hawkitty's house
e) Tigeypoo's Villa
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Post by Echopool on Nov 22, 2008 18:13:27 GMT -5
I choose e.
You search in Tigeypoo's Villa.
You find.....
a) Tigeypoo weeping over his dead E-Z Bake Oven, Cheryl, killed by the Mafia.
b) a dead Tigeypoo and Cheryl on the floor.
c) that you are interrupting Tigeypoo and Cheryl...........YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH......(GUESS!)
d) Hannah Montana doing a private concert (and STINKING OUT LOUUUUUUD!)
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Post by Rainwhisper on Nov 22, 2008 21:42:06 GMT -5
I choose d.
You interrupt Tigeypoo and Cheryl dancing with Hannah
Montana's "Life's What You Make It"
You ask...
a) Hey, Tigeypoo, want to help me find my bro/sis?
b) Can I have your number Cheryl?
c) Hannah Montana, hi.
d) Where's grandma?
e) Let's visit Steve's grave!
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Post by Echopool on Nov 25, 2008 16:36:39 GMT -5
I choose e.
So you visit Steve's grave, while Cheryl gives Tigeypoo the cold shoulder, and you find that it is freshly dug up. You find a note that says:
a) Dear losers, I knew you'd look here and you won't find Grandma.
b) Morons: Hi.
c) HINT: GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER!
d) ----------------------------------------------
e) Check Hannah Montana's diaper.....it will probably be full.
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Post by Rainwhisper on Nov 25, 2008 19:44:05 GMT -5
c and b) After reading the odd note, you look at grandma who says: a) look! There's Santa Claus with some hungry looking reindeer! b) nothing. She's not there c) she's checking Hannah Montana's diaper. Eww...  d) She's making out with Steve's corpse |
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Post by Echopool on Dec 3, 2008 19:39:19 GMT -5
I choose A, C and D (Multitasking, deal with it)
So you drag your grandma away (with sanitary precautions, I might add) over to Santa and his hungry looking reindeer. He says:
a) My name is Scott Calvin and I need to get married before Christmas Eve.
b) Happy Channukah! (which proves he's a fake)
c) Nothing. He's dancing, and if you disturb him, you get coal.
d) Tuesday was a good year! (they bottle wine by the year.)
e) DONT LOOK IN MY SACK!
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Post by Rainwhisper on Dec 4, 2008 18:38:10 GMT -5
A, D, and E
So, after making Santa Claus sober, we look inside his sack and find,
a) Fruits Basket Novels
b) Wine
c) Your baby sister/brother
d) Mrs. Claus, who is baking cookies with Steve, who she plugged in, which means,
HE'S ALIVE!
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Post by Echopool on Dec 8, 2008 16:38:29 GMT -5
I choose B and D
At the sight of Steve, Tigeypoo
a) Throws himself to the ground in gratitude
b) rents a skywriter to proclaim his joy
c) has no clue who he is
d) HUG!
e) starts to dance
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Post by Rainwhisper on Dec 8, 2008 18:26:28 GMT -5
I choose e.
So, as we all watch Tigeypoo, Cheryl, and Steve dance...
a) Mrs. Claus yells at Steve to open the door! The cookies are burning!
b) Santa dies of alcohol poisoning
c) You leave with them to find your sibling
d) You make lemonade and sell it for $500 a drop
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Post by Echopool on Dec 8, 2008 20:43:12 GMT -5
A & C
I ish too lazy 2 continue, or use reg. english.
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Post by Rainwhisper on Dec 9, 2008 17:03:34 GMT -5
you choose to look for your sibling. The gang follows, eating cookies.
You go to...
a) back home
b) Tigeypoo's Villa
c) Tokyo
d) The Center of the Earth
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Post by Echopool on Dec 9, 2008 21:22:47 GMT -5
D
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< what do you think he's freaking out about?
