Let's Make A Story!

[Whiteheart]

Then run until they come to a small and conviently placed cave, in which the enterance to is too small for the Bagel Monsta to fit into.

Whiteheart sighs. "That was too close," she says, playing with her oversized and impractical sword, "but what about the people who are now evil care bear zombies? Shouldn't we help them?"

[Rainwhisper]

Suddenly, Pearl the Octopus says:

"The power of cheeseburgers turns them back to normal!"
We all glare at the octopus...

"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US BEFORE!?!?" Whiteheart shouts.

"Uhh...I just figured that out." says Pearl

[Whiteheart]

"Then...LET'S GO TO MCDONALDS!" Whiteheart shouts.

[Rainwhisper]

So, the survivors go to the only McDonalds that is not overrun by zombies, and
by a gazillion cheeseburgers! (and some fries because we were hungry).

We start feeding the cheeseburgers to the evil care bear zombies.
One by one, they turn back to normal.

Batwing and Echopool are still in a cat fight.

[Whiteheart]

Whiteheart watched the fight while dipping her french fries in her ice cream.

[Rainwhisper]

Rainwhisper looks at Whiteheart, who is eating her fries very... oddly.

"Does that taste good?" he asks.

[Whiteheart]

"Yes," Whiteheart replied, "it tastes like potatoes dipped in vanilla. Try some!"

[Rainwhisper]

"Okay,"

I dip it in some strawberry ice cream and eat it.


*smacking lips*

"It tastes....peculiar....but good...."

I eat some more fries that way.

'Yah, it's pretty good."

[Essences of Dark Dreams]

*look at you* no its good with vanilla ice cream!

[Rainwhisper]

"Okay,"

I dip it in strawberry and vanilla.

"This is even better"

[Batwing]

Suddenly, Batman appears. He ressurects Echopool and Batwing, as normal as they were... when they were normal. He then mentally killed himself as Batwing knocked herself out with her katana (It's Japanese for sword! I LEARNED THAT FROM HEROES!) and Echopool attempts to beat Batwing to death with a stick. Then, GODZILLA appeared and stepped on them, so they were dead. Again. Godzilla then roared and attempted to eat the entire Fruits Basket manga because he had heard it tasted like fruit.

[Whiteheart]

Whiteheart grabs her copy of Fruits Basket in an attempt to save it from Godzilla. Whiteheart then sighs. "There's only one thing to do! Summoning jutsu: spiky, hyperactive protagonists!"

Suddenly, in a puff of logic, Sora from Kingdom Hearts appears. In a towel.

"I was kinda taking a shower, y'know..."

[Rainwhisper]

Rainwhisper, Tapecat, and Frozeneye scream, and Frozeneye faints.

All of a sudden, Saki Hanajima appears in a flight attendant uniform and says:

The human body is made of 99.9% water. This means, we are virtually water,
some people refuse to believe this, but they are water...

She then passes out coffee and doughnuts which taste like fruit, which we feed to Godzilla.

Saki then says, "You just fed Godzilla emo doughnuts, so he is now emo."

Sure enough, Godzilla now has no personality, and cuts himself periodically.
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[Echopool]

So, the narrator, the fellow pretty pink purse offender, the amnesic former weirdo, Pearl the
Octopus, Indiana Jones, Firestar, a pregnant Brambleclaw and his annoyed mate Squirrelflight,
Leafpool and Crowfeather (who appeared out of nowhere), Princess Daisy, Frozeneye, Bluefur,
Rainwhisper, Tapecat, Echopool, imnotacat, Shadowclaw, pinkabelle, Cheesicle, Broooktide, Batwing, the newly vampired Count Clouseau, the Cullens, Tawnybrook, Heatherfeather and Whiteheart all get together and hit godzilla with A GIANT

PRETTY PINK PURSE!

(to get him to not cut himself anymore and be happy!)

[Rainwhisper]

Then, Godzilla realizes that no one likes him and goes into

"I'm not liked Anonymous" and becomes happy-go-lucky.

We then turn our attention to the bagel monster