Let's Make A Story!

[Rainwhisper]

Fine... what is FIG???

Anyway, we all stare at Jaques Clouseau as he attempts to say,

I VOULD LIKE TO BUY A HAMBAGAR

[Echopool]

FIG stands for Firestar Is G......ummm, that's 3 letters. It has to do with many curious romances and recurring dreams.

So then, Count Dracula comes in, pushes Jaques Clouseau against the wall, shreiks "I want to suck your bloood!" and proceeds to.

[Rainwhisper]

Then, the newly vampired Count Clouseau calls the Cullens to come over and to come
with all of us to...

NYC! (where there are many McDonalds for Clouseau to practice his english on)

[Echopool]

So, the narrator, the fellow pretty pink purse offender, the amnesic former weirdo, Pearl the
Octopus, Indiana Jones, Firestar, a pregnant Brambleclaw and his annoyed mate Squirrelflight,
Leafpool and Crowfeather (who appeared out of nowhere), Princess Daisy, Frozeneye, Bluefur,
Rainwhisper, Tapecat, Echopool, imnotacat, Shadowclaw, pinkabelle, Cheesicle, Broooktide, Batwing, the newly vampired Count Clouseau and the Cullens

accidentally suck in too much helium and join the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, while all the cats are let loose at the Dog Show (that airs directly after the parade. WATCH IT!!!).

[Rainwhisper]

So, the narrator, the fellow pretty pink purse offender, the amnesic former weirdo, Pearl the Octopus, Indiana Jones, Princess Dais, the newly vampired Count Clouseau and the
Cullens split up to search for us (and all of the other cats). Suddenly, Batwing shows up,
and says...

[Batwing]

nothing. She is too emo. Batwing then gives everone free 'Eclaire FTW!' shirts that say, 'DIE, PETRELLI' on the back. Echopool looks at the shirt and makes a face. Batwing then procedes to beat Echopool to a pulp. "YOU WATCH TOO MUCH RENT!" Echopool yells as she is almost killed.

[Echopool]

Then Frozeneye, Rainwhisper, Tapecat and Bluefur drag Batwing off of Echopool, their FRIEND, and Count Jaques Clouseau shoves an AMBEHRGER down her throat and Indiana Jones burns all of her Teen Titans and Rent and Heroes DVDs and hangs her Harley Quinn doll from the rafters. :-)

[Batwing]

Batwing then attempts to jump off a cliff, but then her IDOL, Batman, appears to her and tells her to not die and praise the Lord, the Almighty Batman. SO Batwing then decides to get revenge instead, and Batman makes a mental note to save no more lives because he feels he has done more harm then good.

Batwing then kidnaps Echopool and Indiana Jones to her EVIL lair. She has also captured Elle Bishop, Claire Bennet, Terra, Beast Boy, Nightwing, Sylar, and Robin to be HER characters in her fanfictions. Echopool smirks at Elle and Claire.

"Eclaire?" She asks. Claire glares and Elle growls, "Don't. Say. That. Word." Batwing then attacks Indiana Jones and feeds him to Sylar and Beast Boy. She rounds on Echopool when...

[Echopool]

Echopool summons Terra into the lair and procceeds to kill her in front of Batwing. "What are you gonna DOOOOO?" she taunted. "Gonna hugg your dolllllllllll?" And Batwing screeched "SHE'S NOT A DOLL, SHES AN ACTION FIGURE!!!"

[Batwing]

Beast Boy stared at Echopool. "You... KILLED... Terra!" He growled and turned into a dinosaur. "Meep," Echopool said, wide eyed.

Elle magically obtained popcorn. "This is better than cable!" She exclaimed, watching BB the T-Rex chase Echopool around Batwing's SECRET LAIR. Batwing was sobbing. "You... broke my action figure!"

Suddenly, Sylar regained his powers because Batwing is as stupid as Mohinder. He looked at Echopool, wondering.

"Do you have... abilities?" He asked creepily. Elle snorted.

[Echopool]

Echopool smiled. "Sure. I have abilities. Watch closely, for I can make this T-Rex spontaneously combust."

Beast Boy went KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

and Echopool raced out of Batwing's hideout to meet up with her friends, the narrator, the fellow pretty pink purse offender, the amnesic former weirdo, Pearl the
Octopus, Indiana Jones, Firestar, a pregnant Brambleclaw and his annoyed mate Squirrelflight,
Leafpool and Crowfeather (who appeared out of nowhere), Princess Daisy, Frozeneye, Bluefur,
Rainwhisper, Tapecat, imnotacat, Shadowclaw, pinkabelle, Cheesicle, Broooktide, Batwing, the newly vampired Count Clouseau and the Cullens in............

[Rainwhisper]

The dog show.

Where (if you haven't forgotten,) the cats are still running away from the dogs!!!

Suddenly, Princess Daisy, says, rather excitedly,
(because this is her first line in the Story)
Let's use Star Power to save the kitties!

*we all stare at her*

Or, we could beat up the dogs?

[Echopool]

And then Brambleclaw's water breaks.

(HE'S PREGNANT! :3)

[Rainwhisper]

Brambleclaw is forced to deliver as Leafpool is the doctor and Squirrelflight and Firestar
are the attendants.

We all stare in horror.

[Batwing]

Then Batwing appears again. After throwing Echopool down a dark hole, she hides her eyes as Brambleclaw gives birth to three cute baby kits. Their names are....