Let's Make A Story!

[Whiteheart]

Whiteheart, who still had one hand on Zack's hair, said, "Give me back the two of hearts and I'll consider."

Then, all of a sudden, Zack noticed something yellow and feathery sticking out of Whiteheart's pocket.

"Uh, Whiteheart? Is that another pheonix down?"

"Oh, right!"

Whiteheart pulls it out of her pocket, and considered who to revive.

[Batwing]

Batwing grinned. "ELLE! BRINGBACKELLE!"

[Whiteheart]

"ONLY IF YOU GIVE BACK MY TWO OF HEARTS!"

"AND LET GO OF MY HAIR!"

"NO!"

Zack began to pout.

[Batwing]

Batwing happily handed over the two of hearts. "Uh.... It's a little bloody. Sorry." She giggled nervously.

[Whiteheart]

"Thank you!"

And then Whiteheart revives L from Death Note, thinking that it was what Batwing had meant.

L blinks several times, and looks around. "Why are you holding a bloody card?" he asked Whiteheart.

[Batwing]

Batwing began cursing in Japanese at Whiteheart. "I MEANT MY ELLE!!!!!!"

[Rainwhisper]

Meanwhile, Tapecat, Frozeneye and I are watching this while eating popcorn.

So dramatic!

[Whiteheart]

Zack, who knew what Batwing was saying (as he is techinically Japanese) raises an eyebrow. "How do you know these words?"

L shakes his head. "Language, Batwing-san, language."

Whiteheart looks terriably confused. "You said 'L'. I thought you meant Ryuzaki."

[Rainwhisper]

Then, Pearl the Octopus takes a phoenix down from her pocketbook, and gives it to
Batwing.

[Batwing]

"HEROES." She went back to cursing, this time at her T.V. "It's on now, and DARN, it's cliched!!!!!!! KILL HIM!" She yelled at the T.V. "KILL GABRIEL, COWARD!"

[Rainwhisper]

Batwing then spots Pearl, who is using phoenix downs on Elle.

As Batwing bows down to Pearl, Pearl says:
"Well, it you weren't gong to do it, I might as well do that."

[Whiteheart]

Zack raises an eyebrow. "Wait a minute...if all of us have phoenix downs, then how in the world did I die in Crisis Core?"

Then, Cloud comes. "ZACK, OH MY GOSH, YOU'RE ALIVE! And to think, all I had was a phoenix down to revive you then...oh, no..."

Cloud begins to run as Zack chases him, saying, "YOU HAD A PHOENIX DOWN AND DIDN'T USE IT?!"

Whiteheart turns to L.

"Want to play cards?"

"Sure."

[Batwing]

Batwing glanced backk at the T.V. screen. "KILL HIM!"

[Whiteheart]

Then, the Star Wars Fans kidnap Elle.

Whiteheart and L were playing Go Fish as Zack continued to chase Cloud.

[Batwing]

The Heroes fans glared at the Star Wars fans with pure hatred. "WE SHALL KILL YOU WITH ALL THE FURY OF SEASON THREE!"